oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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