at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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