I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?