its not stalking. its research.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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