please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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