how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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