nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I just found puke in my bra..
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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