If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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