is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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