Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Randomize