I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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