We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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