What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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