She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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