bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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