the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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