Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Randomize
