I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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