I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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