So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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