Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
3pm strippers are depressing
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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