So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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