bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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