i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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