so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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