What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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