East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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