Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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