Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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