Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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