Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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