New invention idea: vibrating tampons
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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