Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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