No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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