these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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