Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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