Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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