in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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