ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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