Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
