i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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