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Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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