Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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