Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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