how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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