Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
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I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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