My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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