whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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