This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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