Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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