I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize