sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
