so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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