my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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