She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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