So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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