Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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