It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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