You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Randomize
