Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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