Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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